May I Now Say Never?
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Once upon a time there was a cute little singer on the web
Amazing voice and had the destiny to be a celeb
Came up from nothing but caught the eyes of many peeps
Girls to be exact and they brought him to the peek
Of the Charts even, mountains and in Mozambique
Got contacted by so many through the computer
Stumbled across a nice manager named Scooter
He started off with a beautiful hit called one time
So pleasant to your ears felt like a glorious crime
When everyone saw the video they respected his grind
And wanted him to succeed so they became the stairs to his climb
Seems like overnight this kid became a mega superstar
It happened so quick that it was almost bizarre
When Baby came out it was apparent that billionaire-ism wasn’t that far
Going to his concerts and seeing him play the guitar
Made girls look like insane apes on a monkey bar
So many hits times 20 million more fans
Equals a crazy teenager and an even loonier man
From cussin out paparazzi from a moving minivan
Or dressing like there’s a sack of crap in his pants
He stays livin by Drake’s saying yolo
Open mouth and insert foot is his new motto
His Arrogance is the cherry topping to his gelato
But gets mad when people point the arrow
In his area and his spot of direction
Can’t see what’s really inside of his reflection
A man on the outside who looks like pure perfection
Until you realize what he’s doing to kids in years of adolescence
Will he stay on top, well by the looks of the present?
He’ll crash and burn end up with four walls made of cement
2013 is his first and biggest descent
Only because he’s getting into his true R-Rated content
Music excelled but attitude seemed a little too bent
And underwent a never before seen defiance
Never Say Never was an over achiever
But now I feel like I’m viewing the casket as a griever
For the career of a man who tried to fit in and became a retriever
When I first saw you, bright lights, and heat stokes I had a fever
I deemed you as a winner a real Billboard leader
Seems like on March 1 somebody reached for the meat cleaver
When you hit 18 you thought it was a reliever
But all you did is disappoint all of your fans as the receivers
But most of all you lost your number one Belieber
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This is a great commentary on how celebrities don't always act appropriately, and how that really changes how everyone else in society views them. Your rhyme scheme's great and I think the title's realy clever. Have you read any of the clerihew poems (short poems that make fun of celebrities) on the site? Check 'em out in the Resources section!