Misconceptions about Soulmates

When I find my soulmate,

I will accept them for who they are

And their flaws*

BUT my soul mate must be:

Tall, about 6’7"(give or take two inches to be generous)

Attractive, conventionally is preferred

Wealthy( no limit for this requirement ;))

Totally and utterly in love with only me

Oh, and tolerant, almost forgot about tolerance

*  Spending too much time writing poetry for me counts as a flaw, right?

When my soulmate finds me,

They will save me,

They will take me away from reality

They will be my escape

I will depend on only them for all my happiness

Without them, I am weak

But when my soulmate finds me,

And they will,

They will be my knight in shining armor

And I’ll wait a lifetime, just let time pass me by

When I find my soulmate, I should have control over them

When my soulmate finds me, I should let them have control over my actions

When I find my soulmate, they will be perfect

When my soulmate finds me, they will find me perfect

When I find my soulmate, they must agree with me

When my soulmate finds me, I must agree with them

When we find our soulmates,

Everything will be easy, no effort needed and no changes either

* This is how healthy soulmates work, right?