Modern Sleeping Beauty

"Oh please don't go near that spindle Aurora!" she cried

"Why not?" Aurora asked

"because I said so" her godmother replied

"gurl, shut up" Aurora came back with "we both know that's not an actual reason"

"fine," the godmother gave in, "do what you want, idc"

So she did, and promptly fell asleep for a hundred years, which everyone expected, except her

So a hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an airbender named Aang (not Ong you stupid movie), and although he has a lot of work to do before he's ready to save anyone, I believe, Aang will save the world.

Book One: Water

Chapter Two: A New Hope

I think I messed that up, nvm, anyway, it's a hundred years in the future

*Aurora is sleeping*

Some rando just shows up and kisses her, awaking her and the rest of the kingdom

"Dude. Did you really just kiss me while I was asleep? I'm a lesbian you psycho" Aurora complained

"Dude? did you just assume my gender? I am a trans MtF pre op lesbian, you jerk" The Princex responded, slowly backing away

"Wait, you're kinda cute, sorry for misjudging you, wanna get coffee sometime? I could really use something to wake me up from this nap" Aurora pleaded

"Nah, I don't date people who insult me before knowing me" Princex responded while jumping out the window

"Whatev Aurora thought, I'll just get one of my MySpace friends to go with me, I'm sure that's still popular." Aurora said to herself

THE END