Monster hunter

I am a monster hunter

I set the earth asunder

People stare in wonder

Monster flee in terror

To face me is an error

I fear not your mighty roar

My weapon’s choice is fair

I’ll seek you in your lair

Through your flesh I will tear

And cook you medium rare

Your skin will be my armor

Your tail for my hammer

Your juices like incense and myrrh

And when the day is done

And I’ve had my fun

My cat will feed you to his son