Mr. Enchilada

Dear Mr. Enchilada,

Hi! You are most likely upset with me for accidentally devouring your children once again. This feeling is understandable; I would most likely be upset as well. I admit that this act was extremely foolish, and I will try my best to never let it happen again. However, I feel second chances are an imperative part of life. For example, I have repeatedly forgiven you for the countless times you have relentlessly tempted me with your delectable tortilla and chicken-filled interior. Likewise, you should forgive me being unable to convince your children that the inside of my mouth is not an amusement park. I vigorously attempted to keep them from jumping in, but they simply would not listen. With no other options, I let them inside and mistakenly began chewing. The sensation was so strange, I almost felt as if I were forced to eat them! I will most definitely go see a doctor for assistance on the issue. Regardless, I hope you can find the mercy to forgive me in your heart filled with compassion, care, and, of course, cheese. With our relationship likely restored, I feel that we should get to know each other a little better! I currently know little about you besides your distinct aroma, and I am sure that there is far more to you than this. Specifically, I would like to know about your family. I had the opportunity to meet two of your children; besides their insistence on entering my mouth, they were delightful! Their warm manners and rich personalities were very impressive. You should be a proud father! While on the subject of your children, I have heard that you have many other kids. I would be honored to meet them and make right the mistake I have made. In fact, I feel that the best way to heal the wounds I have caused is to get to know your children right away! I advise that you send them in pairs so that I am able to properly take care of and familiarize myself with them. By doing this, I feel the tensions between me and your family will subside and morph into a strong bond. I simply cannot wait to get to know anyone as flavorful and unique as your children were, so be sure to send them as soon as possible! Once again, I dearly apologize for the incident that occurred with Chez and Tort, but I promise to make things right with your other children. Have a savory week!

Sincerely,

Jacob Gonzales