Mr. Stick

by Rawice

September 21, 2020

This is to be preformed holding a black stick, as a prop.

I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Stick.

His girlfriends call him simply Dick

Mr. Stick is an adamant lady lover.

You'll find, he's unlike, any other

Women think of him as their bodyguard

Because he's tall, thick, strong and hard

For when they meet an obnoxious prick

They just pull out and wave at him, Mr. Stick

And if he tries to get in their pants

One flick by Mr. stick will change his stance

For when you get to meet and spend some time

With, you're very own Mr. Stick, who is truly fine

You?ll feel a special warmth and pride

For Mr. Stick can touch? you, deep inside

He?ll know your not scared or feel betrayed

By some repressed feelings or emotions frayed

For love, unbeknown to your conscious mind

May start you thinking, you want to touch his shine

I'm sure that unlike men, it will not come to pass

But you never know, he may fall in love, with your ass

For deep within each of us, there is a void

That was once touched upon by Dr. Freud

If you expose someone to your deep affection

They will start to move in and out in that direction

So if you want to find a bit of heaven

And don't have time to go buy booze at seven eleven

Make your self your own loving stick

I can prove to you he'll do the trick

When you feel, for love across your soft smooth skin

You'll have to think to warm him before you put him in

Later, you could attach a thong to the end, near his tip

And you will have made a nice subservient macho whip

Good love is hard to find, as you play the finger game

Don't despair; tomorrow he will make you come again

So be gentle to yourself, softly caress your new shinny stick

For tomorrow morning he'll be back to get you off in a flick

Take each thrusting, splintered moment to be lived

With your solid lover, who shares in this simple gift

I will guarantee, you will never, have need for any other

After Mr. Stick, has become your one and only greatest lover.

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