Mr. Thomas

This rap is about Thomas

He’s not mean, I promise

Nah, he’s just a joker

His face is one for poker

He walks with a cane

And says “you’re insane”

His beard looks like chicken drumsticks

Yo these rhymes, they’re so sick

He always wears a hat and sunglasses

He rejoices when I go on passes

He’s got a tattoo of Hagrid’s umbrella

And like Hagrid, he’s a nice fella

(This was written with two of my best friends. We don’t know why.)