The Muslim Beating The Cannibal

The martial arts Muslim is hiking on a warm night;

While hiking, something evil has caught his sight.

An infamous cannibal is chasing a scared guy;

Whoever thinks that cannibalism is okay must really be high.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the cannibal, jumps up, and kicks the evil man in his face;

Cannibals are a disgrace to the human race.

When the cannibal is down, the Muslim stomps on the criminal's open mouth, which is true;

Breaking the cannibal's teeth is something else the martial arts Muslim would do.

The scared man happily watches the Muslim beating the cannibal, who's full of slop;

After that, the martial arts Muslim calls the cops.

When the police arrive to arrest the cannibal, the Muslim goes away;

The martial arts Muslim saves the day.