The Muslim Beats The Muggers

The martial arts Muslim is hiking on a warm night;

While hiking, something horrible has caught his sight.

The Muslim sees two muggers mugging a man, which is true;

Stopping the muggers is what the martial arts Muslim will do.

The Muslim runs towards the muggers, jumps up, and kicks the first mugger in his head;

The victim is no longer in dread.

The second mugger sees the Muslim and draws his knife;

That mugger wants to take the Muslim's life.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the knife out of the second mugger's hand, as you can see;

He also kicks the second mugger in his face and I'm speaking honestly.

After the Muslim beats the muggers, he calls the cops;

The victim thanks the Muslim for saving him from the muggers who are full of slop.

When the police arrive to arrest the muggers, the Muslim goes away;

The martial arts Muslim saves the day.