The Muslim Kicks The Dog

The martial arts Muslim is hiking in his neighborhood;

A neighbor's loose dog sees the Muslim hiking, which isn't good.

The loose dog runs towards the martial arts Muslim, as you can see;

Before the dog attacks him, the Muslim kicks the dog and I'm speaking honestly.

After the dog was kicked, the neighbor tells his dog to return to him, which is cool;

Whoever allows their dog to run loose is an asshole and a fool.

When the Muslim is done hiking, he goes back home to shower and relax;

He calls Animal Control and tells them that one of his neighbors had allowed his dog to run loose, which is a fact.

After the phone call, the martial arts Muslim takes a nap during the day;

He's happy that he had called Animal Control and that's all I have to say.