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The Muslim Saves The Waitress


The martial arts Muslim is eating at a restaurant, which is cool;

A group of black female customers are being rude and loud, which makes them fools.

 

A white waitress asks the black bitches to lower their voices and be polite, as you can see;

The unruly hoes ignore the waitress and I'm speaking honestly.

 

The white waitress angrily calls the black customers the n-word, which is funny as hell;

Here are more things that I'll tell.

 

The drama queens stand up, so they can beat up the waitress, which is true;

The Muslim saves the waitress, which is an awesome thing to do.

 

The black skanks ask the Muslim if he wants to step outside and that's a fact;

When he tells them yes, the Muslim is ready to defend himself from these witches who are evil and black.

 

When they're outside, the Muslim uses his martial art techniques to defeat the hoodrats, which is nice;

The black bimbos have hearts that are cold as ice.

 

When the evil customers are defeated, the martial arts Muslim calls the cops;

The black bitches are full of slop.

 

When the police arrive to arrest the hoes, the Muslim goes back into the restaurant and I'll tell you why;

It's because he wants to finish eating and pay for his food and that's no lie.

 

After doing those two things, the martial arts Muslim walks out of the restaurant and goes away;

The martial arts Muslim has saved the day.

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