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The Muslim Stops The Bitch


The martial arts Muslim is eating at a restaurant, having a wonderful time;

A black girl, wearing a bonnet, comes into the restaurant with a gun and she's a big ball of slime.

 

The black girl points her gun at the cashier and tells him to give her all the money;

What this black bitch is doing isn't funny.

 

The black girl wants to rob the restaurant and I'll tell you why;

The last time she was at that restaurant, her order was wrong and that's no lie.

 

The martial arts Muslim throws his tray at the bitch's hand that's holding the gun;

Knocking the gun out of her hand was a lot of fun.

 

The Muslim immediately gets up and kicks the bitch in the face;

That black bitch is a disgrace.

 

The bitch is knocked out and that's good;

The Muslim stops the bitch who's an unfit mom living in a ghetto neighborhood.

 

The police arrive to arrest the bitch and place her kids in foster care;

Unfit moms are always polluting the air.

 

When the bitch is arrested, the martial arts Muslim walks out of the restaurant and goes away;

The martial arts Muslim has saved the day.

 

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