My Cats

My cats are jumping gems

They have six houses, but they poop in them

They are pussies, but literally 

They are dumb and even scared of bees

My cat says “Meow”

I say “What´s up” 

My cat says “I wanna be loved right now”

I say “Shut up”

I have seven cats

Tommy, Benito, Martina, Olivia, Gatusha, Oji and Gatué

They are like bats

At night they’re electric, they don’t let me rest and then they sleep all day

Oh, I have one more cat, I almost forgot, her name is Pandora

Actually she lives in my grandparents room and she is adora-ble

But there’s an internal war between my cats and her, I’m not lying

When they fight Pandora screams like “Ahhhh” and it sounds like a girl dying

When I walk around my house

At least I see one poop and two vomits 

It stinks worse than a corpse

If I´m being honest

I even have to pick it up myself

It is so squishy 

My sister doesn't even help

Having cats is not easy

But for real I do love my cats

I will always have their back

They are not as good looking as my crush

But they should never be considered as trash!