My Dear CongresspersonSpare me your

My Dear Congressperson

Spare me your trans hysteria

I have myopia

I do not have amnesia

Two decades ago, you warned of marital destruction

Should same sex marriage prevail

Two decades later

No calamity befell

Your doomsday cries are reminiscent

Of Christian’s countless rapture spoofs

Where they incorrectly predicted Jesus’ return dates’

Without providing proofs

So spare me the fearmongering

And attempted blood pressure spike

I’m off to exercise now

To hopefully improve my quality of life