my inquisitive mind

Random thoughts that run through my mind... Who made up the word chimed? I often ponder where the names of things come from... Like who the fuck named the thumb? Who decided the unintelligent were dumb? Who was the first person to say shit & coined it a bad word? Some objects names are quite absurd Who had the power to say “now this thing is a definitely a pillow” then sat under a tree & called it a weeping willow I could go on & on about things I don’t understand.... WHY THE FUCK ARE VEGETABLES CANNED?