My Last Name

I’m looking for the right woman to get my last name.

I want a big wedding,

With all expensive rings.

Huge ice sculptures,

Spelling out her name.

Whites doves flying,

Tears without the pain.

I’m standing at the altar,

She’s walking down the lane.

The whole church crying,

While the choir sing.

$70,000 dress,

So beautifully insane.

I hope she was sent from Heaven,

So that in His will, she can have this last name.