"My love why do you keep me, i am ever so tiny
I may not be a babe or even that whiney...
but I am so small yet you make me feel so good
and you protect me despite the whole neihborhood
calling me a perv fot loving girls feet.
and being afriad I might be a little spy they meet
and step on me and do me much harm.
Why do you make me big meals we don't need,
and give me more than I could possibly feed,
into my little tiny man gut
and keeme around and not leave me to live a lot,
on some one else's beautiful body
why baby why not kill this nobody!
You could do it any which way..."
at this she said "Stop now! that is enough of your hay,
I love you  my deaqr is that not enough,
please tell me i must give you no guff.
The reasosns I keep you and keep makin you happy
are as follows and while I say keep from your fappy:
I love the way you kiss, lick, and ruib my tired feet
when I come home from work it is really a treat
I can feel you doing despite your size
though you are really small to the naked eyes
I love the you get fat no matter how much I cook
an run it of when we play "the foot chase"  sexy hook
I love how you even take care of our kids
despite your lack of size and you just turn on the vids
you distract them so nice and teach them just so
(an you wooried me when the baby tried to eat you but though)
you have love to give more than a normal man
you have lots to do and you even clean the van!
I am proud and in love with you and ever so horny...
now liitle man to bed with you and your phorney!"
he was convinced (and may I say very much pleased)
after a night of loving and convincing she never had need
"now honey do not ever question your faith
you try harder than anyone and your love is safe
you must now never must speak of this ever again
now be my lover and aslo my best friend!"
he was quite confused but not long vexed
the moral and the lesson (you guessed it) is next,
you might be about that particular person
until you talk to them with certain coersion
you have no Idea how and what they might believe
because "a lover as a freind is a friend indeed"