My Own Dress Code

My own dress code I walk into school and see such modest clothes, Guys with their suits and girls with their bows. It’s disgusting to see, if only you knew, We need a new dress code and that much is true. Girls should embrace their true self, Appearance is important, it’s almost like health. We’ll start from the bottom and work our way up, Girl’s heels should be taller than a bottle of ketchup. We’ll keep a bottle on hand to make sure you’re in check, The teachers should breathe right down your neck. Next let’s talk about pants for they play a big role, I should never see less than one hole. Holes in the knee and holes in the thigh, Holes everywhere, it’ll sure catch the eye. They will help with ventilation all over your legs, And also please remember to eat bacon and eggs. If you decide that maybe a skirt would be best, No longer than 6 inches is very much stressed. Yoga pants are admitted because I read in a letter, The tighter the pants, the boys think you’re better. For boys you should know that they should hang low, The lower the jeans, the more you can show. As we work our way up to the biggest one yet, The girls should remember to never forget. When choosing your shirt please remember it should be, As tight and as small as a sweet honey bee. The more you show, the classier you’ll look, It’ll be great when you’re reading a book. Choose the shirt that will show, most of your skin, The only thing guys want is below the chin. The guys should wear shirts that are mostly obscene, Drugs, alcohol, girls and anything unclean. If we see someone with, their shirt tucked in, We’ll probably say that Urkel is your twin. If you choose to not get dressed and wear your pajamas, The only thing we should do is make a call to your mama. No one’s hair should be normal because wild is better, You should always stand out like the scarlet letter. Tattoos and piercings are a necessity for class, They show that when you test, you’ll be sure to pass. When you put on cologne, put on as much as you can, Wearing little cologne is very much a big ban. Hats are permitted but only of course, Only distracting ones will not be enforced. If we follow these rules I’m sure you will see, The classier and happier we all will be.