My Sweet Candy

Oh how I love you, let me count the ways.

From the beauty of your eyes to how your armpit hair sways.

I adore watching your runny nose, or the smell of your fish toes.

Why even those super pink shoes go with those weirdly mismatched clothes.

For five seconds we're alone, the only people who can't be missed.

Before you kick me out for sneaking in your house and trying to steal a kiss.

Speaking of kiss, you have amazing lips, unchapped is the new 'in' for smooches. Just a tip.

As you read this my love, I'm staring at you two seats back and god I can't wait till you come over here and give me a good slap.

So goodbye my little candy because I know the truth.

You may be hard all around but your sweet to the tooth.

By the way, have you seen mine, I lost it when you knocked me out for speaking in rhymes.

Hugs and Kisses, with an extra spot of love...Jimmy Heartman.

P.S. Try not to squish me like a bug.