MY SWELLING ANUS

MY SWELLING ANUS

Dear doctor of many nothing 

Painful as this condition i'm  in today

Itching and burning

As i take my seat 

Nothing like this pain,

A swelling anus 

Ranting enslaving my loving dela

Oh quaff my anus strains,

sacking my strength

Killing my frailty veins burst in to swirl and swelling hemorrhoids 

My stool hardens i rarely breath 

I barely know or remember how comfort feels 

Cacophony rules my intestines 

My rectum mourns 

The toilet is my palace  

I can't sleep nor sit without taking a deep breath..

Doctor please attend to my swelling Anus,

Diagnose this strain

 Before this misfortune swallows me whole..