My Unibrow and Me

There's a spot on your face Above the bridge of your nose That is the place where the most Awesome eyebrow hair grows You could call it a Facebook And you would be correct 'Cuz that's a place where eyebrows can go When they want to connect East meets west in that Particular place It's my own personal Golden Spike Right there on my face My unibrow and me Live together in harmony My unibrow and I Will be together 'til the day I die United we stand Divided we fall Eyebrows are no exception at all My unibrow is my unibro The ladies think he's cute The wide appeal of the unibrow Is something you simply can't dispute My unibrow fills all the ladies With exhilaration I guess that means I'm also guilty of that By association But if by some coincidence The ladies don't want to be with me somehow That's ok 'cuz I'll always have The company of my awesome unibrow I'm glad he never leaves He's with me all the time I'm never going to shave him He'll always be mine We go so well together It's almost a crime I'm grateful for my eyebrows And their decision to combine My unibrow and me Enjoying life, living carefree My unibrow and I Together we are looking very fly United we stand Divided we fall Eyebrows are no exception at all