Mystique

The evil mutant named Mystique is a dyke;

Eating pussy is what this blue freak likes.

Mystique wants to murder the X-Men, Iceman and his wife, Psylocke, and I'll tell you why;

They said that homosexuality is sinful and that's no lie.

Iceman and Psylocke soon find out what Mystique is gonna do;

They ask their fellow X-Man, Wolverine, to find and stop Mystique, which is true.

While Iceman and Psylocke are hiking, Mystique sees them while she's disguised as a Jehovah's Witness and I'm speaking honestly;

When Mystique walks towards the married couple, Wolverine leaps out of a tree and kicks her, which is awesome as can be.

Wolverine was able to find out that Mystique was disguised as a Jehovah's Witness by smelling her;

Here are more things that'll occur.

When Mystique falls down after being kicked, Wolverine stabs her with his adamantium claws immediately;

After being stabbed, Mystique changes back to her original self, as you can see.

When Mystique is about to pull out a gun, Psylocke points a weapon at her that's made of psychic energy, which is great;

Mystique is a mutant that the X-Men really hate.

Iceman freezes Mystique in a big block of ice;

Mystique is never nice.

The X-Men call the cops so they can arrest Mystique, which is cool;

Mystique will always be a bitchy fool.

When the cops arrive to arrest Mystique, the three X-Men go away;

Mystique is going to jail and that's all I have to say.