Narcissism

Writing just to admire my handwriting is selfish

So what? I don't really care.

My friends say I should keep a diary,

My thoughts? I don't have time to share.

Besides, my thoughts are mine, only mine!

They are meant only for me.

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, none of that,

My personal life, they don't need to see.

Take selfies with others? No thank you!

My face is the definition of perfection.

Others need coffee to start their day,

Not me, I look at my reflection.