Netflix has Taken Over

For some it might be a phone,

Others might want their saxophone,

But for me all I need is Netfilx.

Who needs friends when you can watch 

a documentry on a wristwatch.

Why keep up with Kim K on Twitter 

When you know its just gonna make you bitter.

Instead just watch the new Simpsons

For you'll never feel bad about eating more chicken.

Besides how could a deserted island be boring-

If the tv is always blaring.

I could get stung by a killer bee,

But you would never here a plea,

For Netflix would confurt me.