The New Jedi Order

A gang of evil feminists want to kill Luke Skywalker and I'll tell you why;

The feminists want to take over the New Jedi Order and that's no lie.

The feminists challenge Luke to a deadly fight;

Luke will beat the feminists with some help and what I'm saying is right.

The feminists are about to shoot Luke with their blasters;

Those skanks really believe that they can kill the Jedi Master.

Han Solo comes from behind a tree with his blaster and shoots a few of the feminists, which is great;

Feminists are full of hate.

Luke attacks the other feminists with his lightsaber, as you can see;

Luke and Han will make sure that those bitches won't take over the New Jedi Order and I'm speaking truthfully.

Luke attacks the other feminists with the Force as well;

Here are other things that I'll tell.

Luke and Han have beaten the feminists, which is cool;

Feminists will always be fools.

The New Jedi Order is still safe and here's something else that I'll say;

Luke and Han have saved the day.