Extortion culture unites the terds

Soaking up all the wild rumours they've heard

Down in South Melbourne we think success

Is shafting our clients in a literal sense

If you want some respect you go to ESP Techforce

For power and data it's KLM of course

If you happen on Albert Road by mischance

You're in the home of reciprocal reculcitrance

Spy'n'stalk, spy'n'stalk

He knew he'd be fine so long as I couldn't talk

Spy'nstalk, spy'n'stalk

But I ended up being smarter than he thought

The boys who infiltrated this neighbourhood

Tried to sabotage me anyway they could

Scruples and standards 'aint worth a damn

Here in Paul Cridge never never land

Snoop to the rythym of a desperate man

Cause poor wretched budgie still doesn't understand

It's not IRA or David or Joanne

It's Paul Cridge again in his flasher's caftan

Do the Clare crawl and you can see

How to get psych-E-chosis for free

Who needs self abuse anxiety or worry

When Cridgy needs to cover his arse in a hurry

We're all co-conspirators under a spell

He sucked youse all in and he did it so well

So come on everybody let's start spying

Cridgy's lost the plot but his cock’s still trying

Spy'n'stalk, spy'n'stalk

He new he'd be fine so long as I couldn't talk

Spy'n'stalk, spy'n'stalk

Now everybody watch while Paul Cridge takes a walk