Nicolette

N is for Nicorette, the anti-smoking gum that basically stole my name.

I is for incredibly awkward, like Steve Harvey with the Miss Universe crowning.

C is for curves, because I'm proud of mine.

O is for oversensitive, I always cry during those Sarah McLachlan animal shelter commercials.

L is for legs, because mine make up basically my entire body.

E is for eating, which I love to do.

T is for tired, a feeling I can never seem to get rid of.

T is for trees, because nobody ever talks about how cool they are.

E is for eyes, which should never be touched.