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Rudolph found me

In the aisle of misfit toys

With the tag

Not suitable for girls and boys

This monsterous abomination

Has no place

So they recalled the pony

For extra space

A new superhero

Was to replace

You can tell an instant classic

Just by the case

I was left behind

Left behind to die

I thought I was a horse

With unstoppable force

I'd be the lead

For the new stallion course

You're breeds outdated

You've been done faded

Look around yourself

By your own kind hated

I was exiled

Profile defiled

Now all that's left

Is a government file...

Ten miles east

You will find

Never never never land

Out of my mind

Wanna get there?

Just follow the signs

You find yours

And I'll find mine