No More Streaking

No More Streaking It's fair to say... IIIIII'm on a long lost losing streak... Twenty years of spiral.... Since I was even near my peak.... I guess you just get comfy... The mirrors on decorational phase... All those long lost minutes spent on vein street... Are now just lost spent memorial days...for your chin now has a twin and your belly hides all modesty.... Not a second look of sinister... Nor even a wink from her majesty.... No.... It's fair to say.... IIIII'm on a long lost losing streak... Twenty years of spiral.... Since I was even near my peak. You try a couple of diets... If just to caress the soul... You know it's just a gimmick... At best a rigmarole ....For chocolate is your blanket... A beer or two to test... This becomes your daily ticket... Your scales take a long deserving rest.... Cause months have past on heave mode.... Ram as much, get in.... Ach am fat... Who cares... I no longer remember being thin. Cause it's fair to say.. IIIII'm on a long lost losing streak... Twenty years of spiral.... Since I was even near my peak. You and your good lady..... Emerging from the folds.... I guess you just get complacent.... As that's how your stories told..... It's fair to say.... IIIII'm on a long lost losing streak.... Twenty years of spiral... Since I was even near my peak.... You then get a sudden shudder... The brains on overload..... Thinking you should get thinner... Then its paranoia mode. You stop your usual binging... Cold turkey a little haste.... Then you realise you still have munches and you hate to see them go to waste.... So it's fair to say.... IIIII'm on a long lost losing streak.... Twenty years of spiral... Since I was even neeeeear.... Myyyyyyyyy peeeeeeeak!!! Oh Yeah... Go on the fatties!!! The Bard o Biggar