The nosey vegan and the three little bears.

Once oppon a time, in a parellel universe much like Bojack Horseman

Deep in the the suburbs of Denver, there were three bears

The big Mama Bear

The big Papa Bear

And

The small Baby Bear

The Papa Bear made some delischiouse nirtate free sausages for breakfast

He served them to his hungrly awaiting family

Oww! Screached the impudent Baby Bear

Oh! Oh no, we mustn't eat them now exlaimed Mama Bear, they are to hot

Lets go get some organicly sorced coffe said Papa Bear

And some apple juice too screeched Baby Bear

And by the time we will be back it will have cooled off exlaimed Mama Bear

They will be discustingly cold  Thougt Papa Bear, but he kept it to himself

Then came along a vegan, who was going door to door

Knock Knock

She whent down the hall

Knock Knock

She whent down the hall

Until she came to the Bears door, witch opend when she kncoked

For the neglegent bears had left it open

So in she let herself in, for she was intitled 

In she whent and in she judged

Going plate to plate 

In utter reveltion

She gazed

She hated the meat eaters

So she went to the Bears computer

From witch she printed many a pages filled with information from

Peta

Now back came the bears, with the vegan long gone

to a home covered in articles telling them to eat their lawn

What is this they exlaimed!

We are carnivors 

They screamed

Our nature

Our attaomy

Our very being 

Oh how they were seathing.