Ode to Averageness

Ode to Averageness.

Oh to be average,

how comfortable and sweet,

never first

never last

but always at the meet.

Oh to be average,

what would I do without your bounds,

without your limits?

Nothing strange,

maybe a gimmick.

Oh to be average,

together and at peace,

no need to worry,

no need to cease.

Oh to be average,

I love you

I love you

I love you.

never will I walk alone again,

so long as I have you

as a friend.

So moderate and so tame

but never ever ever to 

blame.

~Wait, what's my name?

                                      I can't remember my name