Ode to a Cheeseburger

Cheeseburger, my cheeseburger,

O’ how I love thee.

Thy juicy, meaty flavor tells me:

“Take another bite.”

At first I think ‘no’;

But then I shout ‘YES!’

And I sniff your deliciousness,

Relishing your pickle relishy smell.

I listen to your warmth,

I hear you scream

“EAT ME!”

You look at me; I look at you.

I then chomp down into you,

With your outer bun,

And your inner mustard and meat.

O’ and how could I forget the cheese?

O’ thou delicious cheese,

Eternal companion of the burger.

How thy cheesiness melts in my mouth.

Thy cheesiness and tastiness are too much!

I must take a sip of my Dr. Pepper!

I take my sip and see;

‘OH NO!’ there is only one bite left.

I stare at it relishing this moment,

I eat the last bite.

O’ cheeseburger you are now in my stomach;

I wish I still had you with me;

O’ my love, I will never forget your mouthwatering taste;

It was fun while it lasted…

Now where did I put those fries?