Ode to Honest Burger

Oh Honest Burger, 

It's you I love,

You are as valuable as a golden glove.

To me your light shines in the dark,

and your aroma's as lethal as a shark.

Oh Honest Burger,

Oh burger of mine,

I want to eat you all the time.

Your rosemary chips

have flavour that's dancing,

Inside my mouth

My taste buds are prancing.

Your lettuce is green

and makes me munch,

I always want you

for my lunch.

Your beef is from the greatest cow,

I would hug and kiss it

If I only knew how,

As now that brave cow

happens to be dead,

It was sacrificed 

So that I could be fed.

Your burger buns

have a perfect taste,

It would be a crime 

to put them to waste.

Oh Honest Burger, 

I love you so,

I never want to let you go!

My heart, my soul-

just take my all

Oh Honest Burger,

Please hear my call!