"Ode to a Mole"

Oh Mr. Mole,

Why don’t they just leave you alone?

All you do is go around digging holes

Just because you put 6.022 holes in my yard,

 x10²³ holes in my neighbor’s yard,

I don’t see anything wrong,

No matter how hard you try to be free,

 Mr. Avagadro just won’t let you be,

Oh Mr. Mole,

You will always be a friend to me!