Ode to the Sandwich!

Oh sandwich of ham how great you are.
Your taste and tang must be from a far.
Delectable are your properties,
Your bread, ham, lettuce, mayo, and cheese.
Yes, you are by far the simplest.
In my eyes you are the fanciest.

Oh sandwich of ham how great you are.
Oh I love you most of all by far.
Better than steaks, and baked potatoes.
If I want zest, I'll add tomatoes.
Oh how I love my ham sandwiches.
I pray other foods are not snitches!

Oh sandwich of ham how great you are.
What more can I say? You are a star!
You are easy on the eyes and hands.
A perfect lady sought by all mans!
You are truly a gift from up above.
I say would you please be my true love?