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Ode to the Teacher of Math


Oh Teacher of math, 
 
you need to take a bath;
 
 you have a musky old smell, 
 
that makes you class worse than hell. 

 

Oh teacher of math, 
 
you can't teach the class; 
 
your own problems, you get wrong! 
 
how can I pass this class? 

 

Oh teacher of math, 
 
you really tic me off; 
 
you kick me out of class, 
 
because I had a little cough. 

 

Oh teacher of math, 
 
you're as bad as they all say; 
 
you can't count to 10, 
 
what else can I say! 
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