Ode to a Weird Polka Parodist

With witty wit and punny puns,

A Wierd Al writes his songs.

All other songs had better run

To escape from parodies coming anon.

He runs with scissors in his hands

To cut snippets from bands

To make twenty-seven more

Medleys with no bore.

King of all puns, King of all satire!

Never losing fun, never to tire!

Finding word crimes

Told by mimes.

Telling chemistry jokes

That argon to boast.

With a Cheese Sandwich, he cried

A challenge to Pinkie’s Pride.

At the end of the day,

He still has lots to say.

He’ll sit down with some food,

And upload his videos onto Youtube.