The OG Jeff Bezos

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the king of online sales,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the distributor of the world,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the product master,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the destroyer of buying in person,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the creator of convenience,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the inventor of the stick,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the competitor to all,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the one who created Alexa,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the primest of them all,

Hermes, oh, Hermes, the ruler of Amazon.