Oh dear husband I’ve reached my last straw!
Your lover and you have become too enthralled!
You don’t seem to notice that I am aware
Of the love that you’ve developed for such a square.
You touch her and hold her ten thousand times more
Than you ever have touched and held me before!
At dinner you can’t seem to even look up
I talk and I talk but yet there’s no response.
She steals your attention the whole day through
I just want to have a quiet alone minute with you!
You see her in the morning and in the evening as well
But with me you only see me if I yell!
You always listen to her on directions and stuff
But you don’t listen to me on too much.
I come home to find our daughter tying up the baby
And where do I find you? Texting with your lady!
Even the children have noticed all the time you give her.
They really miss the attention from their father!
We have a marriage and children between the two of us
Did you really think I was going to let this go on without a fuss?!
You take her with you everywhere you go
What is so amazing about her? I just want to know!!!
Social media, craigslist, internet too
I am sick of the apps you’ve grown addicted to!
I can’t take it no more I’m sick of being alone
Could you please put down that smartPHONE!?!?!