Once Upon a Time, Dude!!!

There was once a girl named Little Red Riding Hood

she hated her Grandma, who was always in a cranky mood

She felt sorry for the old hag, so Little Red made her some food

She put no love or passion in a pie that was crude

 that horrible witch was always rude

Grandma Red had never done anything good

She made a living hell of Little Red’s childhood

She grabbed some rat poison, and thought if she should

murder her grandma like in a movie from Hollywood

she stopped herself when she saw a hungry wolf that stood

on two legs and had a feud

with Grandma Red, as he was screwed

Little Red made him a deal if he could

Kill that evil shrewd

At the first the wolf acted all prude

But then he geared up and wore a snood

To disguise himself, he wasn’t going to do it nude

He went up to her house and to conclude

The wolf devoured the nasty woman like she was dog food

Little Red baked him a tasty pie as a sign of gratitude

The two friends lived happily ever after, dude

The End