The One With the "Good Personality"

I pity you, I truly do

Because you are mssing out on a lot

My smile, my patience, my unique beauty

You're missing out.

My humor, intelligence, my words only you understand,

You're missing out.

My hands that fit yours, my magnetic eyes

You're missing out.

Colored faces, size, and big, long hair distract you

You're missing out,

Half-shirts, hot shorts, and open legs attract you,

You're missing out.

And to think that I was sure I was doing something wrong

Pathetically preoccupied with the superficial

Because while she's gorgeous, hot, or sexy,

I am stuck with "Great Personality"

But my integrity, and virtue, and confidence are authentic

I realize it is you, not me, who's missing out.