The Oprah Winfrey Fans

The Oprah Winfrey fans are slandering The Daily Bugle editor, Robbie Robertson, which is bad;

When Peter Parker finds out what those fans are doing, he gets mad.

Parker changes into Spider-Man and swings through the air, searching for the Oprah Winfrey fans;

Spider-Man searches for those sons of bitches as fast as he can.

When Spider-Man finds the Oprah Winfrey fans and they see him, those bastards try to kill the hero immediately;

The Oprah Winfrey fans are full of shit and always will be.

Spidey beats the living shit out of the Oprah Winfrey fans and spins his webs on those fools;

Spidey will always be cool.

Spidey calls the police and tells them what the Oprah Winfrey fans have done;

Those fans were trying to kill Spidey with their guns.

When the police arrive, Spidey makes the Oprah Winfrey fans confess that they had slandered Robertson, as you can see;

They also confessed that they had tried to kill Spidey and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the police arrest the Oprah Winfrey fans, Spidey swings away;

Spider-Man has saved the day.