Perfection Enthusiast

Perfect,

That I am,

So perfect in fact,

My name is Sam.

From my head to my toes,

From the wrinkle in my nose,

The perfect five foot height,

The perfect far-sighted sight.

If perfection were a game,

I would win every time,

If perfection were a job,

I would live a wonderful life.

Perfection,

The greatest pun,

I never knew such perfection could exist,

Until I saw my son.