Physics is no joke.

Maybe my field isn't compeditive...

There are no, "Let me atom!"s

But...

And this may get repeditive,

Physics is HARD!

Unless you don't mind

Not being a physicist

You have to be a doctor

And even for Sherlock Ohms,

Those are hard to find.

But if you can survive the overwhelming 

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     W          A        V       E         E

W                   A V              E E           of math

You'll find yourself finding answers you didn't know there were questions for

Physics is as unpredictable as it is consistant

Almost like magic

My dream job is to be a wizard...

This is as close as I'm getting