The Pledge of the Twisted Sisters

Every day I tell her how much I care

I make sure that I'm always there

so imagine my shock when she offered me

a free pass out if I wanted to leave.

Thoroughly confused and a little upset

I asked what exactly she had meant

my heart simply broke inside my chest

to hear the words that she uttered next.

She said I could go this could be the end

if I no longer wanted to be her friend

no hurt feelings she understood

the others all left so she thought that I would.

I told her that I would always be there

and without a doubt I’ll forever care

to my response she was taken aback

she never expected a reaction like that.

I reminded her how much she means to me

something I hope she can truly see

and in her best interest and only for that

would I disappear and lose contact.

She said that she didn’t want me to go

and that fact I should always know

I said it was settled that we would be

the twisted sisters for eternity.