This poem is as boring

This poem is as boring as math class

But I really don’t care,

This poem is as long as a river,

And you may think it’s not fair.

This poem is as tiring as a workout,

But you really shouldn’t pout.

This poem is as mean as a bee,

But that’s no problem to me.

This poem is as annoying as a gnat,

Hey! Are you sleeping on that mat?

This poem is about to end…

Aren’t you glad?

Goodbye mean friend!