Poetry Sucks

Poetry is a mystery There is no place for it in history Poetry is so bad It makes me very sad Writing poetry should be a crime It’s as sour as a lime Poetry is lame Poetry has no game It is just a shame Poetry is not worth my time Poetry is not worth a dime Poetry is not fun When I hear poetry I just run I have better things to do I would not write poetry if I were you The only reason why I’m doing this Is to give money a kiss Poetry has no glory But it’s still better than writing a fictional story