Prince Charming

Charming is my name

Yes fame is my game

It's worked for me all these years.

I'll save a fair maiden

Then they live in my haven

Away from all of their tears

But what tales don't tell

Is the medical bill

for the emotionally impaired

Aurora's narcoleptic

Cindy's stories kind of hectic

Ariel's daddy never cared

I'm swimming in pills

and therapy bills

now that the cat is out of its cage

Happily ever after

Is now a disaster 

since the curtain came down on the stage