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Prince Charming in Real Life


Long flowing blonde locks

A tower door slammed shut

It's just me no one else no one else

Ah who am I kidding with so much to do I'm never lonely

 

Yeah that's right

 I bet you were looking for some lame defenseless princess alone in a tower

Hello it IS the 21st Century

And it's me the great Prince Charming

 

Yeah I saved Cinderella from being poor and all that

But I could't do anything on my own

I mean I AM a prince so why should I

 

But Noooooooooo

She has to let all of the servants go

According to some kinda stupid labor laws

 

So here I am

Cinderella has already taught me

How to dress mysef,

How to cook,

And even the evil bathroom scrubbing

 

Yeah I know I'm kinda helpless

But you know it's really not my fault

I just never bothered learning how to do lesser things

 

I mean I guess

I understand everything

I mean Cinderella is kinda hot so it's worth it

but then again she has me and I am the Princ haha

 

But anyway thanks to all of my followers and fellow bloggers

As usual expect my lunchtime vlog around 12pm central standard time

And Until then Stay Charming

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