Princess and the Frog Rewrite

What if the princess who lost her golden ball

had a dream that would warn her about the nasty frog.

It would save her from marrying a perfect stranger.

So the day the princess went into the wood

and she was tossing her golden ball, her favorite plaything,

it fell into the spring. But instead of crying her eyes out,

she pulled out her cell phone,

and called a fireman to rescue her golden ball.

When the Frog would pop out and ask for his request

She remembered the dream and friend zoned him.

She said, "I have a fireman

coming to rescue my ball.

We can hang out though,

and get some pizza.

I need to go to college, and travel the world."

So the fireman came and rescued the golden ball,

and the princess was so delighted

that the three of them went to the mall.

They got some Starbucks that day.

The fireman had to back to saving the world,

The princess studied and graduated from college,

and the Frog never got to sleep in her bed.

The princess met someone that didn’t try to bribe her.

That prince was really sweet. He studied to be an engineer.

They invited the frog to their wedding, and he met a queen.

They hit it off after a year and got married.

Poof!

The queen became a frog and they lived happily ever after

like

Shrek and Fiona.